Friday, February 26, 2010
Thoughts
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Impossible is Nothing
Sachin Tendulkar rewrote history on Wednesday by smashing the first double century in ODI cricket as India crushed South Africa by 153 runs in the second one-day to clinch the three-match series with one game to spare. Tendulkar (200 not out) became the first batsman in the four-decade history of ODI to hammer a double century
Something to Ponder Upon
I used to eat a lot of natural foods
Until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house,
Is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a groove and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days
No one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
But it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken?
I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of its butt.'
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Random Stuff
Wrong Flowers ….A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"
Grandma’s Birth Control Pills:
Rear Admiral Forever …. Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, had bought new shoes for her wedding. On the big day they became increasingly tighter as the day went on.
That night, after the festivities were over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Rear Admiral Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
Movie Ratings ....PG: The good guy gets the girl.
PG-13: The bad guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy and the good guy get the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl.
Another Branch ....A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works.
The beggar holds out his one hand
and the man drops a coin into his hand.
One day the man walks pass the beggar again
and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands.
He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?”
The beggar replied,
"Well, sir, business is going so well
I decided to open another branch".
Understood or Shall I repeat :
Unionized Plumber ....When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well stacked dish and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.
About 5.30 p.m., the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone "He's on his Way home , but is going back to the office around 8, Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.
"What? On my own time?"
Grandpa Makes Money …. The Tax Department decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the Tax Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor.
The taxman says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the Tax Department finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The taxman thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The taxman thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The taxman's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the taxman can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned taxman now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's solicitor as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The taxman, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the tax man's desk.
The tax man leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own solicitor moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the taxman asks Grandpa's solicitor.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Airport Check In
Copy & Paste
Copy & Paste ….
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"
The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story
“Don't Copy if you can't Paste”
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Cabbie & A Nun
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
You could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and I'm happy to enter from behind!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'
Monday, February 22, 2010
Friends
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
Someone who makes you believe
that there is purpose in continuing to live.
Someone who affirms for you the intrinsic
goodness of human nature.
Someone who vouches for the fleeting
nature of vicissitudes that life is all about.
Wife's Response
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Wife's Response
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items ...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart
Friday, February 19, 2010
Air India
THE now familiar lovable figure, the Maharaja, first made his appearance way back in 1946, when Bobby Kooka, then A-I’s Commercial Director, and Umesh Rao, an artist with the advertising agency J. Walter Thompson Ltd, Mumbai, together created the Maharaja. Kooka conceived the idea of the Maharaja as an illustration for his letterhead. Bobby Kooka, who created the Maharaja, passed away in July 1996.Eventually, it became Air-India’s mascot for its advertising and sales promotion activities. It became a symbol with which the national carrier is identified even today.
The Maharaja began merely as a rich Indian potentate, symbolising graciousness and high living. And somewhere along the line his creators gave him a distinctive personality, his outsized moustache, the striped turban and his aquiline nose.
At one time, the Maharaja triggered a controversy among politicians because they wondered how such a symbol could befit a nation practising socialism. Air-India did away with the Maharaja in 1989 for a brief period, but there was a hue and cry from various quarters and it was decided to bring him back.
Air-India’s hoarding at Nariman Point and Kemps Corner in Mumbai were very popular. Air-India calls him the Maharaja for want of a better description. But his blood isn’t blue. He may look like royalty, but he isn’t royal.
What began as a design for an in-flight memo pad grew to take Air-India’s sales and promotional messages to millions of travellers across the world.
Today, this naughty, diminutive Maharaja of Air-India has become a world figure. He can be a lover boy in Paris, a sumo wrestler in Tokyo, a pavement artist, a Red Indian, a monk. He can effortlessly flirt with the beauties of the world. And most importantly, he can get away with it all. Simply, because he is the Maharaja.
He has become the most recognisable mascot the world over. His antics, his expressions, his puns have allowed Air-India to promote its services with a unique panache and an unmatched sense of subtle humour. In fact, he has won numerous national and international awards for Air-India for humour and originality in publicity.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Dating
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
WWII Tank Recovered
WW II Russian tank with German markings uncovered after 62 years. WW II Buffs will find This interesting. Even after 62 years (and a little tinkering), they were able to fire up the Diesel engine! A Komatsu D375A-2 bulldozer pulled the abandoned tank from its tomb under the boggy Bank Of a lake near Johvi , Estonia . The Soviet-built T34/76A tank had been resting at The bottom Of the lake for 56 years. According to its specifications, it's a 27-ton machine With a top speed of 53km/hr.
From February to September 1944, heavy battles were fought in the narrow, 50 km-wide, Narva Front in the north-eastern part of Estonia . Over 100,000 men were killed and 300,000 Men were wounded there. During battles in the summer of 1944, the tank was captured from The Soviet army and used by the German army. (This is the reason that there are German Markings painted on the tank's exterior.) On 19th September, 1944, German troops began an Organized retreat along the Narva front. It is suspected that the tank was then purposefully Driven into the lake to conceal it when its captors left the area.
At that time, a local boy walking by the lake, Kurtna Matasjarv, noticed tank tracks leading Into the lake but not coming out anywhere. For two months he saw air bubbles emerging From the lake. This gave him reason to believe that there must be an armoured vehicle at the Lake's' bottom. A few years ago, he told the story to the leader of the local war history club 'Otsing'. Together with other club members, Mr. Igor Shedunov initiated diving expeditions to The bottom of the lake about a year ago. At the depth of 7 metres they discovered the tank Resting under a 3 metre layer of peat. Enthusiasts from the club, under Mr Shedunov's leadership, decided to pull the tank out. In September of 2000 they turned to Mr. Aleksander Borovkovthe, manager of the Narva open Pit company AS Eesti Polevkivi, to rent the company's Komatsu D375A-2 bulldozer. (Currently Used at the pit, the Komatsu dozer was manufactured in 1995, and has recorded 19,000 Operating hours without major repairs.)
The pulling operation began at 09:00 and was concluded at 15:00, with several technical breaks. The weight of the tank, combined with the travel incline, made for a pulling operation that required significant muscle. The D375A-2 handled the operation with power and style. The weight of the Fully-armed tank was around 30 tons, so the active force required to retrieve it was similar. A main requirement for the 68-ton dozer was to have enough weight to prevent slippage while Moving up the hill.
After the tank surfaced, it turned out to be a 'trophy tank' that had been captured by the German Army in the course of the battle at Sinimaed (Blue Hills) about six weeks before it was sunk in The lake. Altogether, 116 shells were found on board. Remarkably, the tank was in good Condition, with NO RUST, and all systems (except the engine) in working condition. This is a Very rare machine, especially considering that it fought both on the Russian and the German Sides. Plans are underway to fully restore the tank. It will be displayed at a war history museum in the Gorodenko village on the left bank of the River Narv.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Daily Digest
You already know ….A man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching
channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.
"You already know how to play Hockey!"
Pothles:
Add Spice ….Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.
Jill: Why do you say that?
Mary: He came into the bedroom one night holding a
jalapeno pepper in his hand. I said, "Why in hell did you
bring that pepper to the bedroom?"
Jill: Well, what did he say?
Mary: He said, "You told me to add spice to our sex life.
Fact of Life:
Suspicion ….A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her. After an hour of wild, passionate sex, the wife, still in ecstatic reverie, switched on the lights and blurted,
"WELL - Are you surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.
I like this:
Slow Down Culture
It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.
Globalized processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results. We have come to possess a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold endless meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end though, this always yields outstanding results.
Said in other words:
1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.
2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.
3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.
4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned companies. Volvo supplies NASA.
The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their cars to work). The first day, I didn't say anything, neither the second nor the third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be in a hurry and need a place closer to the door. Don't you think?"
Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe name Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing. Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week.
Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality" or the "quality of being". The French, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than the Americans or British. The Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen productivity driven up by 20%. This slow attitude has brought forth the US’s attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!".
This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having lower productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It means re-establishing family values, friends and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous. It means taking essential human values, the simplicity of living.
It stands for a less coercive work environment, happier, lighter and more productive where people enjoy doing what they know best how to do. It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.
In the movie Scent of a Woman, there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then they dance to a tango.
Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists. We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in what each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment. As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".
Congratulations for getting to the end of this message. There are many who would've stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this "globalized" world.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Porsche Boxster Spyder 2011
But the Boxster Spyder brings more to the game than fewer pounds. The 3.4-liter horizontally opposed six-cylinder engine belts out 320 horsepower at a howling 7200 rpm, 10 more than the Boxster S and 65 more than 2.9-liter engine in the standard Boxster. In addition to being decidedly nimbler than its more generously equipped siblings, the Boxster Spyder is also marginally quicker. Equipped with Porsche’s Sports Chrono Package ($960) and the lightning-quick Porsche-Doppelkupplung (PDK) dual-clutch automated manual transmission (a $3,420 option; a traditional six-speed manual is standard), the new Spyder can make the sprint to 60 mph in 4.6 seconds, a tenth of a second quicker than a so-equipped Boxster S, and rush all the way to an open-top 166 mph.
The race-ready Boxster Spyder arrives in Porsche showrooms this month, priced at $61,200. That’s a $3,200 premium over the Boxster S, but in pursuit of the checkered flag, that seems like a small price to pay.
Rules for Men & Women
Women’s Rules for Men
Call.
Don’t lie.
The correct answer to “Do I look fat?” is never, ever “Yes.” Ditto for “Is she prettier than me?”
Victoria’s Secret is good. Frederick’s of Hollywood is bad.
A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
Her cooking is excellent.
Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
Believe it or not, you’re probably not more attractive when you’re drunk.
You’re wrong.
You’re sorry.
Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
Remember Valentine’s Day, and any cheesy “anniversary” she so-names.
Her haircut is never bad.
Call
Don’t lie.
The rules are never fair. Accept this without question.
The fact that she has to go through labour while you sit in the waiting room on your ass smoking cigars isn’t fair either, and it balances everything out
Men’s Rules For Women
If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall.
Shopping is not fascinating.
When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking. Unless the answer is yes. In which case, can he videotape it?
The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (i.e. Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc), should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
He heard you the first time.
If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to.
Dogs good. Cats bad.
Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny.
If he has to sit through “Legends of the Fall”, you have to Sit through “Showgirls”.
“Fine.” is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
He was not looking at that other girl.
Well, okay… maybe a little.
Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked at another guy…
If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm.
It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him.
Of course size matters, and boy does he have the granddaddy of them all.
He does not just want to be friends.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Picture's that make you go HMMMMM
It's Fixed:
Eye's:
No Smoking Ashtray:
Drive Thru:
Road Block:
Police Cars:
Friday, February 12, 2010
A date with History - Vancover 2010 Winter Olympics.
Vancouver 2010’s graphic identity began with the selection of the Olympic Games emblem, Ilanaaq, and the development of the Paralympic Games emblem. Vancouver 2010 graphics use colours and shapes that highlight the breathtaking coast, forests and mountain peaks in the host region. Abstract urban graphics and digitally-inspired elements represent Canada’s modern cities and leading-edge technology and innovation.
Together, Vancouver 2010’s visual image reflects the many faces of Canada’s Games: a welcoming spirit, a setting that combines a vibrant city with a stunning natural environment, and a country shaped by both ancient spirits and the exciting call of tomorrow’s possibilities.
Daily Inbox Cleaning
Three Wives ....Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover.
The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
Parking
Half Off these Ticket ....USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
Lets play Tennis
The Affair ....A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot.
She keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
No Exceptions
Blonde Astronaut ….A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and
why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible
extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to
the sun you would burn to death?"
The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
Collective Hangover
What is Sex? …. 8 year son: Dad what's sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid:
But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admission form?
He is very Clear about his choice
Interesting ….Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99, (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999, (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999, (Letter 'b' comes
for the first time in Billion)
and
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting
Just Try......... ......... ........ except
C ..for...CASH !!
Advertising his skills right there on the Van
Actual Call Center Conversation ….On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a Worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'
Speed Control
Pretty clever, huh? Especially if moved around each day. Isn't it wonderful? It will surely slow you down!
People slow down and try to "straddle" the hole, then breath a sign of relief they completely cleared it!
Pretty clever, huh? Especially if moved around each day. Isn't it wonderful?