Fact of Life:
Kiss Me:
Why Chicago did not get 2016 Olympics?
Stop Meeting:
Not the Stub ….A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
Women Driver's:
Pizza ….There were three brothers, one was 19, one was 16, and the youngest,
Little Johnny, was 9. Johnny walked into the living room one day and
saw his big brother having sex with his girl friend. Johnny said
"Big
brother, whatcha doing?" Big brother says "Oh, uh, we're uh, making
pizza." So Johnny said, "Oh, okay," and then walked off. A little
later, Johnny walked into the middle brother's bedroom and found him
having sex with his girlfriend. Johnny said, "Brother, whatcha
doing?" The middle brother answered, "Uh, we're making pizza. Yeah,
that's what we're doing." Little Johnny said, "Oh. Okay," and walked
off. Well a little later, Johnny was walking with his girl friend,
and he said "Hey, wanna go make pizza with me?" The little girl said
"Sure." They walked back to Johnny's house, went into his room and
started having sex. Well, after a while the little girl said, "Uh, I
think the pizza is done." Johnny asked, "How do you know that?" She
answered, "Cuz the cheese is running down my leg."
Recruiting:
