Surgeon and a Mechanic ....

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car
when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing
off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a
look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "hello doctor!! Please come
over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked
argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take
valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will
work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me
is doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".

A Woman wanted 710

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Garage. A woman came in & asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten, Ma'am?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it & need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710!!

Mechanic & I simply could not figure out the part!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed & said, "Of course, it's right here. That’s the part I am talking about."

Look at the below photo to learn what a "710" part is...