Random Stuff Inbox

Collection of random emails that land in my INBOX each day.I do not know the origin or the source nor do I claim them to be mine. They are posted here for all to have a Good Laugh.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Why??

Read this, even you will think "WHY?"

If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?

WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?

In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?

If MONEY doesn’t grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches?

WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?

WHY doesn’t GLUE stick to its bottle?

WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

If its true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?

If you aren’t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?

WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Random Stuff Inbox at 10:21 AM
Labels: Fun, Funny, Happy, Hilarious, Humour, Jokes, Laugh, Laughter, Why
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