A guy went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam. The
     nurse, Helen (new to the job), took him to an examining room and told him
     to get undressed and to have a seat until the doctor could see him.        She
     said that the doc would only be a few minutes.
   
     After putting on the gown that she gave him, he sat down.  While       waiting,
     he observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam       table:
     A Tube of lubricant
     A rubber glove
     And a beer
   
     When the doctor finally came in he said, "Look Doc, I'm a little       confused.
      This is my first exam..
     I know what the lubricant is for
     And I know what the glove  is for,
     But can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
   
     At that Doctor Dan scrunched up his face in irritation and stormed over       to
     the door
     He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse...
     Darn it Helen !!!
     I said a BUTT LIGHT!
