A man had two of the best tickets for the
FA Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes
along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him ........
"No", he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" Said the man,
who in their right mind would have a seat
like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest
sporting event of the year, and not use it? "
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
My wife was supposed to come with me but she
passed away.
This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to
together since we got married.
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that."
That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else, a friend or relative or
even a neighbour to take the seat? "
The man shakes his head .....
“No. They're all at the funeral."
