A Cannibal walks into a Cannibal Restaurant..
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant run by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry,
he sat down and looked over the menu....
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
