Permission from Dog

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Blonde's Dog

One hot summer day, a blonde came to
town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree,
and headed into a  restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, who owns the dog
tied under that tree outside?

The blonde said it was hers. 

Your dog seems to be in heat the officer said.
 

The blonde replied, No way. She's cool because she's tied up under that
shade tree.

The policeman said, No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.

No way, said the blonde. My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I
fed her this morning.

The exasperated policeman said, NO! You don't understand. Your dog
wants to have sex!

(You've got to love this)

The blonde looked at the cop and said, Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog.

Intelligent Animal

Q: What is the most intelligent animal in the world?

A: The dog. He will walk up to anything and smell it. If he can't eat it or mate with it, he will piss on it!

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